Starting today and going through Memorial Day weekend, 7-11 is offering their sugar-laden Slurpees for a mere 49 cents. If you’re anything like us, you want to mask that sweetness with booze. But you shouldn’t just rely on vodka. You’ve go to keep it classy, after all.
I have failed in my quest to do this this summer. I blame the non-park friendly weather we’ve had for the last 3 months. September needs to step up.